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[peta]

fuck, i hate christmas.


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[deej]

^{so should i take back the gift i got you? i spent so much time trying to wrap it too.}

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[peta]

asdfghjkl no! that's been like, the best part of christmas. your wrapping skills are fucking amazing. you make me feel unworthy.

[deej]

^{haha thanks, it usually takes me days to perfect it. so why do you hate christmas, scrooge?.}

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[peta]

family. my mother generally has a spaz attack so i'm not allowed to see her. my grandmother gives me a wind surfing voucher and then goes to sleep for the rest of the day. so then i go to my sister-in-law's for lunch. she usually bursts out crying and spends the rest of her day in her room, leaving me to chase around my nephew. then i go home and get wasted with everyone else. honestly, that's the best part of the day. all the christmas carols freak me out too...

[deej]

^{wow that's like the complete opposite of my family. we pretty much have everyone over for the entire day to hang out and give gifts then we sit down to eat but a wind surfing voucher? i would do that for sure. wasted on christmas? the day baby jesus was born, peta? thats like having sex on pearl harbor day.}

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[peta]

you're lucky, i would kill to have a family like yours. that pervy taxi driver be my first target. she always gets me two, so i'll take you along next time. it'll be...freezing cold and fun. everyone gets wasted on christmas, it's the most depressing day of the year. just reminds me how completely screwed up my family is. my dad will throw a bunch of cash in my bank account and that will be that.

[deej]

^{yeah, we're sort of tight nit. haha well we can always wait til the summer or even take a vacation to los angeles and do it there. you really need to hang out with cooler people if you think christmas is the most depressing day of the year. oh, well i'm sorry. you should come to my dad's place. everyone invites friends anyway and he wouldnt mind. some of my cousins and my uncle might hit on you though.}

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[peta]

sounds good, i need a tan. maybe i will come to your dad's for christmas. i'm pretty sure that i would love to have your dad, mine used to make us wear formal wear and sit at the dining table with a bunch of his work friends who acted like they had a pole up their ass. eh i don't mind, are they hot cousins?

[deej]

^{great. good, you wont have to wear formal stuff. we usually play games and drink egg nog that may or may not have liquor in it. .....nope. they're ugly guys from portugal. all of the are hideous. ogres.}

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[peta]

thank god and i am putting alcohol in my egg nog, i won't get too drunk though...for your families sake. ha they must've gotten the bad genes because you and your brothers are the complete opposite of ogres.

[deej]

^{haha, yeah thank god. i know how you get when your drunk. i guess, oh yeah they're trolls for sure. thanks.}

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