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^{looking for your daily dose of seattle's dirtiest? sorry, a regular blogger like myself should really know better than to overuse alliterations. of course, at socrate’s cafe, alliterations are what we do best. anyway, the point is, here is where you're going to find all the city's juiciest gossip. did you send in something particularly mouth-watering? well, you just might find it in here and if you do, consider yourself an honorary one-day guest writer at socrate’s cafe. quite an honour, yes? yeah. keep checking here, because this is seattle's hottest spot for all the succulent scandal in seattle. see you around!}